The conservatives have just released their manifesto! And so have we! Our pledges are:
- Free comedy
- Changed our mind, it’s £3. You’ve never had it so good.
- Chocolates for asthmatics
- Fags for diabetics
- Bungee jumps for claustrophobes
- Cupboard time for vertigo sufferers
I’m now ignoring Ben. This is clearly why he never went in to politics… Did he make the right decision by choosing comedy instead? Find out by buying tickets to Sunday night at the Railway Tavern here