Tonight we have a fine and especial bill at The Albany, Great Portland Street, central London.
Headliner Jack Samuel Warner will be if not daft as a brush as daft as an implement in the cleaning cupboard next to the brush.
New Act of the Year winner Alasdair Beckett-King will be wearing a probably metaphorical crown while Trevor Tokabi will most likely be wearing his trademark cap and wisecracks.
Plus there will be free cake. ‘Come on down, yeah?’ Yeah!